ABOUT THE TURTLE:

The night began like any other…

Haldemann is making someone else’s problems disappear. 

Meanwhile, The Turtle enjoys a night out gambling and drinking with his less than angelic friends.  The night gets better with every throw of the dice.  A cocktail waitress catches The Turtle’s eye and his luck seems unstoppable when she slips him a napkin that says, “I get off at 2, pick me up out front.” 

When Haldemann gets a phone call from The Turtle, he’s thrown onto a collision course with misfortune.  Upon arriving at The Knotty Pine Motel, Haldemann quickly assesses the situation and concludes that this will be nothing more than a normal night at work.  However, a combination of clumsiness and coincidence quickly causes the situation to spiral out of control. 

How could The Turtle’s luckiest night get any worse?  Will anyone catch a break?  Will everything work out in the end?  These are the questions that will keep you on the edge of your seat as you watch this dark comedy of errors by Seven/Seventy-Nine, Ltd.

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